Add Riff Raff To The Bloody Mary Crew

I’ll take it! I still don’t really understand what Riff Raff exactly is, but I’m chalking this one up in the win column. He definitely is bringing credibility to the squad by ordering a bloody at 10pm last night. We needed a bit more street cred and now we have it in spades. Would Riff Raff steer you wrong? Of course not. And I love his move of getting the side shot to keep things not sober. That’s the veteran leadership the team needs. Keeping us honest and keeping us drunk.

What a motley crew we’re assembling. Me, Daddy Dixie, and now Riff Raff. The revolution is building. I wonder if Nard Dog is into bloodies at night? Would be nice to get the CEO on board. If we want to move Barstool into the future, it starts with the top honcho, Dave’s boss, drinking bloodies around the clock.