A Woman Got Really Drunk Before Seeing 50 Shades Of Grey And Ended Up Puking And Shitting All Over The Theater
MTV - Movie fans got more than they bargained for at a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey – when a woman lost control of her bodily functions. The unlucky lady – who has not been named to spare her shame – had apparently been drinking before heading to the cinema in Milton Keynes and started vomiting during the movie – before things got worse. Much, much worse. “She lost control of everything, including all bodily fluids. The whole cinema stank.” And paramedics were reportedly called to assist the unfortunate individual. “I’m not sure of her age but she was so drunk she couldn’t move,” the witness continued. “She practically had to be carried out. And the mess she left behind was just disgusting. “There was no way they could clean it up there and then – it would be a specialist job, so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave.
The problem with this story is you shouldn’t be shaming her for shitting herself while drunk, it happens, whatever. The problem is getting drunk before a movie and being hammered during a movie isn’t very fun. Being drunk at a movie sounds about 100x better than it ever ends up being. All you want to do is drink more the entire time..causing you to miss most of the movie. You look up from your puppopcorn and you’re like “wait, what happened in the last 30 minutes?” Being drunk and contained in a movie theater you feel like a whale in a fish bowl. You can’t talk to anyone, you can’t cause shenanigans, everyone around you is sober, there are kids in there, you’re laughing at inappropriate parts of the movie..the entire experience stinks. Being drunk is one of my favorite things in the world. Watching movies is something I quite enjoy. But doing both at the same time is a D–. Maybe even an F. Just because you love two things doesn’t mean you should bring them together. I love hockey and I quite enjoy jerking off, but you won’t see me whip my dick out in the middle of the second period. Usually.