A New Bill Cosby Accuser Claims He Made Her Smear Oatmeal On Her Face And Act Like a Queen
Breaking - The woman says Cosby invited her to a dinner party in the year 1978 and was served one of Cosby’s notorious ‘drinks': “I felt alarm bells go off because it did feel intimate, but I was trying to be so grown up and mature.” According to the article, Cosby made her act like a queen while having oatmeal on her face, before she ended up becoming unconscious: “It was so creepy. He told me to convince him that I could remain regal and queenlike no matter what I looked like. I would leave the room and walk back in, pretending to be a queen with oatmeal on her face, and he would tell me I was doing it wrong and to go back and try again. Then, I started to feel weird from the drink. And then I don’t remember much.” After blacking out, she woke up naked to Bill allegedly in a bathrobe, who then apparently told her that she vomited and passed out. More than 2 dozen accusers have told accounts of abuse by Bill Cosby dating as far back as 1969.
This story is so ridiculous that it has to be true. It reads like some sort of fucked up Mad Libs.
________ (Proper Noun) went ahead and _________ (Crime) a woman after making her ____________ (Ridiculous act involving food) while acting like a ________ (Noun).
I know it’s not funny that a woman got raped, but come on. The visual of Cosby making a woman smear oatmeal on her face and then doing a royal wave is so absurd. That is a hell of a move by him. So cocky. It’s like he was playing a game with his buddies to see who could get chicks to do the most ridiculous shit…(before they raped them).
Meanwhile this is woman number 1,205 that has come out and said Bill Cosby slipped a lil somethin somethin into her drink. And the Coz just keeps going on his merry way, performing standup and even cracking some good ol’ fashioned rape jokes along the way. And all the while, I feel like it’s almost as if nobody even cares. It’s just a normal part of the news now. “Beeber wiped his own ass for the first time today, Smokeshow City finished last, and Bill Cosby raped a chick. That’s the Rundown”.
