OddShark Presents Glenny & The Bets
Finally had a winning week last week! Overs went 3-1 on the week, I went 2-1. Felt good. This week we got a lil mix of some good shit. Presidential Inauguration and Championship Sunday. That’s big time. Prop bets, overs, spreads we got it all over for OddsShark. I thought I’d be better in the New Year, but that hasn’t worked out well… so maybe Trump’s America is a new plateau I can win money on since we’re gonna win so much we’re gonna be sick of winning. Let’s fuck.
Oddshark’s got you covered on the Inauguration Props
- How Many Times Will Trump Tweet On Jan 20th? Over 7.5 +120
- LOVE this prop. At first glance I was a little weary of it, but as I type this at 8:24AM we already have one in the bag and I think we’re in for a couple more right before he takes the stage. On top of that, we are obviously going to get a couple of tweets once we are officially in Trump’s America. Lock.
- Will Trump Say “Fake News”? No -350
- Obviously terrible value here, but I think this is a lock. I’d assume this is going to be reminiscent of his RNC Speech in which he stuck solely to a planned speech….although it would be pretty hilarious if he veered off for some classic Donald shenanigans.
Now let’s get some game spreads from Matty Math
2-2 last week in NFL playoffs… 4-5 now overall. Not ideal, but grinding through all the noise. Overall record is getting laid down there. Here’s my week in review, a new segment called Live Betting Live: Monday: Went to the Hawks-Knicks game and hit Knicks 1Q, which won by one. Knicks 1H, won by one. Hawks 3Q which hit by 2 and then missed Knicks 4Q when Melo missed a 3 foot jumper. Solid trip to the Garden. Wednesday: Attended Fordham-VCU. Took Fordham +11 full game, went into halftime up 12. Middle opportunity like ya read about. Took VCU 2h -8.5, or VCU +3.5 full game. Final score Fordham 69-67, covered on both sides. 69ed the game, #nice. Every other pick I was 1-5. Anyway, pick your spots…
- Packers @ Falcons -5
- Trailed Packers last week to a fun W and faded the Falcons for an annoying loss. Around 60% of action is on the Packers. Vegas has been getting murdered. Murdered. But I’m beginning to think they don’t really fuckin care. Great marketing plan to get the handle up for March Madness. On the field, Matty Ice has the better team, but Rodgers has the sauce. End of the day, the amount of action flying in on the Patriots and it’s mortal lockitude lend me to fade the public in this spot. Pick: Falcons -5
- Steelers @ Patriots -6
- Save the fade for Houston. Pick: Patriots -6
Really tho, check out OddsShark before you pull trig. Especially if you’re already being a CBB and NBA degenerate like myself.Next week we roll into basketball 20-10.
Back to Sir Balls for this weekend’s overs
- Manhattan/Monmouth Over 153
- There’s only 2 football games this week so it’s time to officially dive into degenerate specials like MAAC games.
- Steelers at Patriots Over 51
- This is pretty easy at 51. I don’t know if Pitt’s D can hold up at Foxboro and I’m sure the Killer B’s can toss up some points as always. Last week they moved the ball and couldn’t find the endzone…they’re due for some TD’s. Looking for like a 31-24 final here.
- Packers at Falcons Over 61
- This is it. The Cat’s Meow. The #1 over of the year. As soon as Green Bay beat Dallas the first thing that went off in my mind was what in the world that total will be. We’re talkin 61. 61 is yuuuuge. Atlanta is an offensive juggernaut at home and we got Rodgers playing like Olivia Munn’s a freak in the sack. Both teams may score 70. Gonna be a wild game.
And that’s it for the inauguration special. By this time next week we’ll have a new president and hopefully some more cashola in the pocket. As always you can find me and Matty Math on Twitter for questions, comments, concerns @glenny_balls and @mathguy500. Good luck this weekend and Godspeed everyone.
