You Didn't Think Reilly Would Miss A Good Jason Collins Joke Would You?

Relentless. Absolutely Relentless. You want to break some news in Rick Reilly’s face? Fine, just be ready to get Dad Joked because Reilly never stops, not even for gay people.

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By far the craziest part of this whole Jason Collins thing is the fact that he has played for TWELVE years. He’s absolutely terrible. How the fuck has he managed to stick around for so long? Good for you for coming out of the closet man, definitely a progressive moment in sports history, but that doesn’t mean I won’t still say you suck at basketball.

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All the Stoolies know this but for anyone first coming to Barstool, this guy has ZERO affiliation with us. Straight up troll