Woman Who Trained Her Pet Parrot To Insult Her Neighbor Is Murdered By Said Neighbor

A man has been accused of murdering his next-door neighbor after claiming she trained her parrot to insult him.

Ignazio Frailis is said to have waited for Maria Bonaria Contu as she went for a walk with pals.

Frailis, 46, then allegedly stabbed the 60-year-old married mother of two 11 times and wounded a friend who tried to protect her.he alleged incident unfolded on the Italian island of Sardinia in the city of Cagliari.

Eugenio Fatone, the arresting officer, told reporters Frailis was “very cold, very calm and full of rage”.

Investigators say he was driven to kill Mrs Contu by a parrot which she trained to hurl insults whenever he passed the bird, L’Unione Sarda reports.

I’m not a big fan of murder. What I am is a rational human being with feelings and emotions. I hurt just like you. I cry. I weep. I laugh. I’m sure Ignazio does all of those things as well. While it’s an old saying, “sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt it” is just not true. For example, someone told me that my glasses and nose make it appear as though I’m wearing a disguise at all times.

That freaking stings. I can’t get that thought outta my head. Do you know how hard it is to look in the mirror and think you are fake? It’s very hard!

So when Ignazio is cruising down his road in his Italian island village, the last thing he wants to hear from a damn parrot is:

“Hey Ignazio! Nice dick. Not!”

or

“Yo, Ignazio! I notice that you don’t smell like sex again. 3 years in a row, ya grimy asshole!”

or

“Hey fuccer! You stink! How does a grown man change his team to the Astros at the age of 34? Makes no sense!”

If Ignazio found out that his neighbor trained a parrot to say those hurtful things, you gotta let him go. Crimes of passion are a real thing and so are the effects of bullying.