Woman Jumped By 10 Prostitutes At Miami's W Hotel Because They Thought She Was A Rival Whore Encroaching On Their Turf

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. — A vacationing Burlington County woman claims in a civil lawsuit that as many as 10 prostitutes jumped on her in the lobby of South Beach’s W Hotel. The Miami Herald reports the incident happened Jan. 19 in one of the most exclusive hotels on South Beach. The lawsuit was filed last week against the posh hotel by 34-year-old Anna Burgese of Medford, wife of a wealthy Philadelphia homebuilder. According to Miami Beach police, the prostitutes mistakenly believe Burgese was encroaching on their turf.

Philadelphia lawyer Lance Rogers says Burgese and her husband, 50-year-old Joseph, are frequent visitors to the hotel. The lawsuit claims the attack was unprovoked. Rogers says Joseph Burgese was a few steps ahead of his wife and fought the women off with his crutches. The hotel offered no comment on the lawsuit.

You ever been at a store, whether it be a Walgreens or a Sam’s Club or even a local liquor store, and someone will come up and ask you a question like you’re a store clerk and you’ll have that moment, where you’ll say to yourself, fuck, I have to change my appearance if people are thinking I work at this store. Well take that feeling and times it by infinity. Really nothing worse than getting mistaken for a whore by a gang of turf protecting prostitutes. That’s a wake up call and a half right there. Time to burn everything in your closet, throw out all those big hooped earrings and hooker boots and start from scratch. Maybe just wear an apron or a shower curtain for a few months until this whole thing blows over. Take a few plays off, lay low for a bit until everyone in the world stops thinking you’re a prostitute.

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Yesterday I said trying to have sex with a Pit Bull is the scariest thing in the world. Wrong. Facing 10 Miami whores angry about their territory being encroached upon is now the new number 1.