What's Weirder, Your Mom Buying You A Pocket Pussy For Your 16th Birthday Or Video Taping The Entire Experience And Putting It On The Internet?

First of all, absolutely love this kid saying “She thinks I don’t get pussy, she’s wrong” in the most nasally nerdy voice ever. K bro, we all believe that you get pussy when you’re sitting in the backseat of your mom’s car on your 16th birthday holding the camera the wrong way. Probably buckled your seat belt too, tool.

Second, and most importantly. I want to fuck that mom. Just taking a guess here but if you’re open enough to buy your son a pocket rocket and then explain to him how to use/clean it then you’re probably open enough to try anything. Literally anything. So yeah, she’s a little trashy, but it’s in a “Put it in any hole you want” type of way, which is kind of cool.