We've Got A New Baby Cutler - Jaxon Wyatt Cutler

Welcome Jaxon Wyatt Cutler 7lbs 11oz 5/7/14 ?? http://t.co/kJhJYzLSJV

— Kristin Cavallari (@KristinCav) May 7, 2014

God dammit do Kristin and Jay know how to name kids or what? Camden and Jaxon, those are the cool kids in high school who are Varsity Football, Varsity Lax and get all the bitches in between. If I sound Jelly it’s because I am. I’m jealous of a baby that has been alive for 4 hours. Whatever, at least I’m comfortable enough to admit it, I want to be a newborn baby.