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Well This Was Incredibly Embarassing For Us

You scared now Bruins? Because you should be, Stanley Cup Swagger all up in this joint.

 

We’ve got cut off T-Shirts

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Black People Mini Backpacks

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Skinny guys flexing

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Huge maybe hickeys but probably crazy big birthmarks

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Amp Energy Drinks, #SoBeast

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All filmed on the mean streets of Michigan Ave and Lincoln Park. Watch out Bruins, we’re coming for that ass and we’re bringing the 3 toughest white guys we can find.

 

 

PS
I had to post this before Boston did. Have to control the narrative even if the narrative is, this video makes me want to die. Like Michael Scott always said, “Alert the media and then you control the story. Wait for them to find out and the story controls you. That’s what happened to O.J!”

 

 

h/t nick