Warren Sapp's Girlfriend Had Just Left The Super Bowl Before He Called A Pair Of Hookers
And now it’s all starting to make a little more sense. I don’t want to sound like I’m defending Warren Sapp here because by all accounts he’s a real shithead. So instead let’s just do a hypothetical. Hypothetically speaking you go to Super Bowl Week. You’re an ex NFL star that is highly recognizable. There are hot chicks running around left and right throwing themselves at you. All you want to do is get drunk, hang with the boys, and fuck some strange. BUT, one minor problem, you promised your girlfriend you would take her on this trip. Figured you’re a pretty cheap guy, you’ve declared for bankruptcy, why not make a vacation out of a work week. 2 birds with one stone. Great idea in theory, awful idea when you show up and everyone is partying their balls off except you. Flash Forward to game day, your girlfriend bounces, you finish your job and you’re left soaking in the last seconds of Super Bowl week. What do you do? Call a couple of hookers duh. I’m not saying Warren Sapp isn’t to blame I’m just saying he had basically no choice but to call a couple of whores and try to pack in all of Super Bowl Week into one night. His hands were tied. Next time don’t bring your girlfriend to Super Bowl Week Warren. Just kidding, you’ll never go to Super Bowl Week again because the NFL network already fired you and you have no money. LOL.
