Time For Everyone's Favorite Game, Who Got Fatter!

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Welcome back to America’s favorite game, WHO GOT FATTER?

Contestant 1, former NBA All-Star and monster of a man, Mr. Yao Minnnnng

Did Yao Ming get fat or was he already enormous to begin with? Is that person he is with a regular sized human being or a midget? Let’s take a closer look.

Oh yeah, he got fat. Good work Yao. I’ll give it a 6.5

Next up, contestant Number 2, already fat man, steroid connoisseur  and 8th wonder of the world, Bartolo Colon!

Did Bartolo Colon get fatter. No, not really, he was already pretty fat, but rocking a schmedium American Eagle shirt like he’s some teenage suburban white kid is not helping any of the rumors that he is still in fact a professional athlete.

Bartolo Colon, you get a 3.5 on the fatter scale, time for a bra!

And our final contestant, former rapper and all around badass. From Brooklyn New York, Mr. Busta Rhymes.

Busta, you sir got extremely fat. No disrespect because I’m still scared of you but holy shit man, mix in a salad from time to time, it’s good for the heart.

Busta Rhymes, you are our winner, a rare 10 out of 10 on the got fatter scale. Congrats! You’re officially being compared to fat Mario characters. Look ma we’ve made it.

YOOOOOOOOOOOO RT @SBN_Ricky: So Busta Rhymes is Bowser now. pic.twitter.com/9nhYxUH9lu

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) February 17, 2014