Tiger Woods Shouldn't Even Bother Playing This Weekend If He's Going To Let People Grab His Tits In Public

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That’s it, disregard every “Tiger is back” or “Tiger can make a run at it” column that gets written this week because this picture right here tells you everything you need to know about 2015 Tiger Woods. I don’t care if Steve Stricker and Tiger Woods are best friends, if another man grabs your tits you should fight him 100% of the time. As a man who owns a pair of breasts this is the biggest no-no in the world, you just can’t have someone grab your moobs like this, it’s the ultimate sign of disrespect. Steve Stricker is basically saying, I own you Tiger, we all own you, because you’re so weak you will let me give you a purple nurple in public and I know for a fact you won’t do anything about it. Tiger is dead, done, he’ll never win another Major again. Age, injury, and becoming so weak that you let other men grab your boobs, that’s a lethal combination no competitor comes back from. And yes, I’ll fully admit that a nipple grab signaling the end of a career is a Hot Take but guess what, sometimes Hot Takes are the most honest and truthful opinions out there.