Tiger Is Putting Dufner In A Mental Pretzel Right Now

@TigerWoods is the color of my courtesy car some kinda joke? Everybody else has a silver one. Not cool. pic.twitter.com/nWTgWNtWrq

— Jason Dufner (@JasonDufner) December 4, 2013

I’m on the record as saying I love Tiger Woods. Pure Alpha male. So what if he hasn’t won a major championship in god knows how long or been relevant for on the course play since before he got caught cheating on his wife. He still knows that his best is better than anyone elses. And if that includes playing mind games with Dufner’s car and shutting him down on twitter when he asks to watch the Auburn game so be it. You think Tiger gives a fuck. Bro went to Stanford, ever heard of it? Basically an Ivy.

PS

Hey Alan Lee, settle down man. No one likes a try hard.