"This Really Is The World Cup Of Fraud, And Today We're Issuing FIFA A Red Card" - Some Dude Just Now In The Best Mic Drop Ever

BANG BANG! That is how you drop the hammer people. Really wish I could have seen this guy last night, sitting up in his bed, talking to his wife, tossing ideas back and forth.

“What if, now hear me out, we give FIFA a Red Card”

“But why?”

“Because they’re the World Cup of Fraud”

“Wait, say that all again but as one sentence”

“This really is the World Cup of Fraud and today we’re giving FIFA a red card”

“Honey, THATS IT! YOU JUST FOUND YOUR LINE!!!”

PS

Love my man Droopy Dog just chilling in the back, CRAZY excited.