These FIFA Officials That Just Got Arrested At The Exact Same Hotel That The Other FIFA Officials Got Arrested Are The Dumbest Motherfuckers Alive

Listen, I don’t know the ins and out of the FIFA scandal, that’s why I hired a very capable soccer guy Barstool Sam. From what I’ve gathered these guys are basically the most corrupt people in the entire world outside of Illinois politicians. None of that is important to me though. What is important is this simple fact. 6 months ago the Swiss police raided a hotel and arrested a bunch of FIFA guys. Last night? They raided THE EXACT SAME HOTEL and arrested even more FIFA guys. You get no pity from me corrupt rich FIFA officials, no no no. The fact that you went back to the exact same hotel, the very place where half your organization went down, is the dumbest of dumb. You never go back to the scene of a crime. That’s literally the easiest way for the Cops to get you. Have these people not seen a single Law and Order or CSI episode? Two easiest ways to solve a case. 1) Go back to the scene of the crime and wait for the idiot to show up. 2) Find the boyfriend and ask him a bunch of questions until he starts crying and admits to everything. That’s it, that’s how you become a detective, and you walked directly into the trap. You fucked up FIFA, you fucked up and you have no one to blame but yourself.

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I fully admit I have a very small brain that has little knowledge of the greater world but something about a 5 star Swiss hotel just screams global white collar corruption. Can’t you find a better place? It’s like being in the mob and having an auto body shop as your front. Be better guys.