The Most Important Betting Guide For USA vs Germany AKA All The Animal Selections

Here we go. Ever since 2010 and Paul the Octopus (RIP), animals selecting World Cup games has been all the rage. So here are all the animals I could find who predicted this game. Did I maybe leave out some picks that went to Germany? Nah, I would never. Fair and balanced for life.

Nasar the German Horse picked America. Smart boy Nasar, now have fun in the Dusseldorf glue factory.

Nelly the Elephant went with the USA as well. Noticing a trend?

Dad Jeans blocking the German goal didn’t help

Regina the Octopus picked a tie, way to go out on a limb Regina.  Such a chick move. “I hope everyone has fun and no one loses!”

And last but certainly not least, my dog Stella picked America because she’s the smartest dog on the planet.

USA +675, money in the bank.