The Jeb Bush Watch Party In Miami Is OFF THE CHAIN!

“Party rock is in the house tonighttttt!”

Shit, I actually feel kind of bad for Jeb. Being the Fredo of the family has to SUCK. I bet he didn’t even want to run for President, dragged his feet and held his breath until George HW slapped him across the face and told him to act like a man and get on the podium. You’re a Bush, Bushes are Presidents. Poor guy, just make it stop, he wants to go home and play with his Legos while silently wishing he was born to a different family.

PS

This guy showed up to impress a chick, tough luck.