The Heat Had A Karaoke Charity Event Last Night And The Results Were Rather Predictable

So last night the Heat had their annual Karaoke Charity event, here is what you missed.

James Jones painted his head silver and pretended to be Sisqo (when you’re averaging 3 points per game and barely playing you need to do something memorable at the office company party, survival 101)

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Greg Oden and Sean Battier did Backstreet Boys with Ken Jeong and Greg Oden is just so fucking pumped to be a part of something.

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Wade, Lebron and Udonis Haslem made “Heatles” shirts and sang Blurred Lines – Lebron is such a classic Karaoke girl. “OMG, I’m not going up by myself, no way, no way, you have to come up with me, you just have to”. Then sings the whole song and makes her friends stand behind her the entire time.

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Pat Riley performed a song with Jimmy Buffet because Pat Riley is a motherfucking boss.

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Gabrielle Union hit play on the SEC Frat Pregame Beer Pong mix.

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But the biggest winner of the night, was of course the Bostrich.

Yell-Singing and doing the Carlton

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And dressing up and doing the Humpty

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I don’t know about everyone else but I have totally turned on Bosh. I sneaky sort of love him. He’s just so clearly the third wheel that Lebron and Wade ignore and are silently mean to even though they pretend to include him in shit. Guy is just a lovable goofball. Gets dunked on, has people allegedly sleep with his wife, and Kicks everyone’s ass in Karaoke. Love me some Chris Bosh.