The Glass Dildo That Insane Clown Posse Gave Kid Rock As A Gift Has Now Been Sup-poenad In The Single Weirdest Legal Request Of All Time
(Source) Kid Rock has been dragged into an ongoing sexual harassment lawsuit against the Insane Clown Posse because he allegedly owns a key piece of evidence in the case: a glass dildo. According to the Detroit Free Press, the country star has two weeks to respond to a subpoena issued by the attorneys for Andrea Pellegrini, who filed a lawsuit against ICP and its Psychopathic Records outpost in 2013.
Pellegrini worked as a publicist for the label for three years, which apparently drove her crazy — her legal complaints against the group include claims of sexual harassment and wrongful termination after she reported the offenses to her superiors. Court documents also described her experience at the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos as “a living hell,” the details of which can be found here. This year’s installment of the annual Gathering kicks off today.
If it turns up, the dildo will serve as evidence that Pellegrini’s colleagues made inappropriate sexual advances. According to court documents (via KROQ), Psychopathic employee “Dirty Dan” Diamond offered Pellegrini the sex toy after he saw she changed her relationship status on Facebook to “Single,” and when she declined the gift, Diamond passed it along to Kid Rock. A press release from Pellegrini’s lawyers disclosed that Dirty Dan admitted under oath to making lewd comments to Pellegrini, but other reports claim Diamond defended the phallic object by calling it “a work of art.”
I love this story for the single reason that you know some big time Harvard Lawyer had to fill out this sub-poena request. To demand Kid Rock turn over a glass dildo once given to him by the Insane Clown Posse. Read that sentence again. That’s what’s going down right now in the ICP sexual harassment case, which on it’s own is utterly ridiculous. I feel like if you ever come into contact with ICP or a Juggalo being sexually harassed is completely par for the course. It’s like having no laws on international water. Juggalos don’t adhere to societal norms. If they want to grope a tit or stick their fingers in your asshole or give you a dildo because you’re recently single that’s their right. You can’t stop them and neither can the law.