Yesterday, Nascar race driver Dick Trickles died. One of the best Sports names ever. So it got me thinking, what are the Top 5 funniest Sports names of all time. No nicknames or fictional characters. I’m talking real names. So here we go. Top 5.
First a few honorable mentions.
-Jack Glasscock – Indianapolis Hoosiers
That’s Captain Jack Glasscock to you
-Johnny Dickshot – Pirates
-Pete La Cock – Cubs
First name Pete, last name Cock, middle name La
-Dick Shiner – Pittsburgh Steelers
-Dewanna Bonner – Phoenix Mercury
No, I don’t, not from you.
-Phylis Mangina – Seton Hall
-Dick Pole – Red Sox
-Steve Sharts – Phillies
little too close to home for me.
-Kyle Sackrider – Michigan State
-Ben Gay – Cleveland Browns
-Ron Tuggnut – Dallas Stars
-Dick Butkus – Bears
-Dick Felt – Boston Patriots
Alright. Top 5 Time.
TOP 5 GREATEST SPORTS NAMES OF ALL TIME
5. Chubby Cox – Philadelphia Kings
Birth name John, but when you’re getting playing cards with “Chubby” on it, well then that’s a nickname that has stuck.
4. Ivana Mandick – Charlotte Basketball
Brutal brutal name, face isn’t doing her any favors either.
3. Dick Trickle – Nascar, RIP
Bonus Video – Dick Trickle lighting up a cig while driving
2. Lucious Pusey
What awful parents.
1. Rusty Kuntz
Gold standard. Probably won’t ever be beat, and I am totally fine with that. Love me some Rusty Kuntz all day everyday and twice on Sunday.
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