Ted Cruz Drops Out Of Presidential Election Hours After Getting The "Too Slow" Handshake

 Watch it man you’re too close!

You want to say Ted Cruz is dropping out because Trump has too many delegates and is the clear Republican nomination and Cruz had no shot left to actually win the election, go right ahead and be “rational”, but those of us in the know realize it was no coincidence that on the same day he got “too slowed” he drops out of the race. You don’t come back from that, the “too slow” handshake is undefeated today, tomorrow, and forever. Sorry Ted, too slow indeed, too slow indeed.