Steven Tyler, You Old Horndog Lesbian You.

You know what just dawned on me. Guys like Steven Tyler and rock and roll stars from the 70’s and 80’s are basically the luckiest people alive. Think about it for a second. Back before technology, when snagging chicks was more difficult they were GODS. Literally rooms full of chicks that wanted to fuck them. Then, as they got older, started to look like weird lesbians, got a little out of touch with the younger audiences, technology advances and they can start using twitter to tell an entire city to sit on his face. And you know this worked. It 100% worked. His name and legacy still means something and one tweet probably got him laid for a week. Unreal. What a life. What a fucking life.