So Apparently Elisabeth Hasselback Is One Of The Crazies That Gets Angry At Obama For Filling Out A Bracket

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I don’t watch the News besides WGN, which can hardly be considered the news, so I don’t even really know who this Elisabeth Hasselback chick is but I can already tell I hate her guts. That right there is a shitty person. She seems like the type of woman that would make me go for early morning Jogs and give me the stink eye every time I open a beer in my own home. The type of chick that makes you feel like a pervert every time you ask for sex. Definitely one of those ladies that tries to “better you” and by better you I mean ruin your life every single day. I guess that explains why Tim Hasselback will do any and every show at ESPN, I’m surprised he even goes home.

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