So Anyone Have $55,000 Laying Around Because I Should Probably Buy This Bears Bus And Take Barstool Chicago Mobile
Look I know I just wrote a blog saying the key to getting what you want in life is hard work. That if you’ll suck 25 dicks you can get yourself a new pair of tits. I know that. But let’s forget that for a second. I’m not here to talk about the past. I need this bus. I need to live in it, I need to blog from it, I need to drive around town and be that guy with a Bears bus as his home. So any super rich stoolies out there that want to buy me this bus I want to thank you in advance. Barstool Chicago is officially hitting the big time.
PS
Related but sort of unrelated. People who says “thanks in advance” in emails can go fuck themselves. Don’t you make me do shit for you just because you gave me an advancement on a thanks. Fuck that. If you tell me thanks in advance I am a lot more likely to not do shit for you.