Shark Named Opening Day Starter

Anything to add to Cubs fans misery, I’m all for. 100 years of being the doormat of the National League isn’t even enough for me. I need them to be an embarrassment. From goats and Bartmans to the current bleacher snafu, I just can’t get enough. And for the record I wouldn’t have even blogged this if Big Cat didn’t write the blog earlier today basically wallowing in the fact that Shark is gonna team up with Chris Sale to win a World Series in the not too distant future. Sure, he’s making the start for logistical reasons more than anything, but if it makes Cubs fans feel like shit, then fuck it, I’ll blog away.

PS – I wrote this on my phone because my enter, H, R, backspace and P keys are no longer functioning anymore. I’m a finely tuned athletic machine basically