Seth Green Having A Wife That Is A Thousand Feet Taller Than Him Is Such A Cocky Move

Fucking Seth Green. Such a cocky move I sort of love it. Just shoving his midget height in all of our faces. Oh you want to make a short joke? Cool well I’ll just marry a Giant and look absolutely ridiculous every time I’m in public and then I’ll go home and laugh about being a millionaire even though I’ve only been in like 2 good movies ever.

Do you think he rides her? Not like fucks her. I mean physically gets on her back and makes her trot around like a horse. Bet he does. How could you not?