Sal Paolantonio Is An Insane Person, Says Tom Brady Did A Press Conference Yesterday Because He Needs To Sell Ugg Boots To Women

The world has lost it’s mind. Officially lost its god damn mind. The fact that Sal Paolantonio thought about what he was going to say then said it, and it was this??? We’ve lost it guys. It’s over.

On the plus side this is like a natural selection for the crazy people. If you’re still legitimately talking about Deflategate in a non mocking way, you’re a crazy person, plain and simple. All that is left is people who think the Patriots should be kicked out of the Super Bowl, men crying over footballs, people who think the whole thing is a conspiracy, and Sal Pal talking about Ugg boots. It’s essentially last call at the bar and only the black out drunks are still stumbling around. All the normal people have long gone home.