Russell Wilson Is Doubling Down On His Rolling Stone Quotes, Reiterates That Recovery Water Helped Prevent A Concussion Because Of #NanoBubbles

So either this is the greatest viral marketing scheme of all time or Russell Wilson really is as crazy, if not more crazy, than we talked about yesterday. I saw this tweet last night and thought, come on, this can’t be real, fucking #NanoBubbles? He has to be trolling. But no no, just when you think you have Russell Wilson figured out, when you think he’s playing the world to sell some shitty water, he goes and throws you off the scent. Tweets out this link with the caption “intriguing”

I’m pretty sure Russell Wilson thinks he just proved us all wrong? Sitting in his house, watching the world make fun of him for #NanoBubbles, so he brings out the big guns and tweets out a link about the creator of NanoBubbles and how the company is in the research phase of it’s effectiveness. Oh and the article is from December 2014 so clearly they haven’t done anything worthwhile in the past 8 months. Checkmate! NanoBubble for the win! Everyone knows if you put the words “BioTech” in your name you’re basically a Doctor. Russell Wilson has not just left the reservation, he’s on a different planet.

Oh and by the way, all Russell Wilson jokes aside I am 100% trying Recovery Water. I know it won’t do shit, I have common sense and can use basic logic, but with all that said I will always try a miracle cure for something at least once. It’s like those weird pills they sell at 7-11 that say they will cure any hangover. You know how many of those I’ve tried? All of them. None of them work but the point remains, I will never be the sucker who doesn’t consume miracle medicine when it comes around. I’m not that guy.

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Craziest part of that Rolling Stone article isn’t even the NanonBubbles, it’s the fact that Russell Wilson let the photographer take this picture. What are you doing man? Do you have no one in your life to shake you and be like, get it the fuck together?