Russell Brand Admits To Jerking Off A Guy In A Public Toilet For A Documentary
(Source) In a shock confession – even by his standards – comedian Russell Brand has admitted he had a sexual encounter with a man in a pub toilet back in 2002. Recounting the story in an podcast interview with fellow Brit comedian Richard Herring, Katy Perry’s ex-hubby candidly admitted: “I w**ked off a man in a toilet.” The 38-year-old says the shocking scenario was all part of a TV stunt for a documentary he was working on, which aimed to explore social taboos.
And explore it did. He continued: “I thought, ‘I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that’s ’cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express. He then went on, in incredibly fine detail, about his attempt to find a stranger to take part in the experiment. “I trawled around Soho… going [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew. I went in this pub and I goes: ‘Anyone want me to w*** them off?’ “And this bloke goes, ‘Yep’. Like as if I was saying: ‘Does anyone want a packet of crisps from the bar…?’
“So we goes to the lavvy – me, him, the director – and… he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is… I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag.” He then goes on to explain what it felt like: “I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn’t go hard!” And then the director persuaded him to allow the man to perform a sex act on him. He finished off the not-so-steamy sexual episode-sharing by saying he still wanted to do a good job – despite not enjoying it – because he’s a “sexy narcissist.”
Remember that game you used to play back in middle school “Never Have I Ever”, you’d basically play it just to try to figure out what all the chicks have done so you can successfully gauge if they would hook up with you or not. Well yeah, I think Russell Brand is basically playing that game with himself and trying to win, which is literally impossible, but no one has told him that yet. I mean I get shock humor but you didn’t really have to go and jerk a dude off in a public toilet to entertain people bro. There are other things out there. Smash a watermelon or light a fart on fire, basically do anything besides masturbating a gross dick in a public toilet in front of a bunch of cameras. That’s over thinking things just a little bit. Being a regular comedian sometimes isn’t all that bad.
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He finished off the not-so-steamy sexual episode-sharing by saying he still wanted to do a good job
I actually agree with this. That’s just being a competitive person. I mean if I’m going to jerk a guy’s dick off I want to be the best ever. That’s just how people like Russell and I are wired. Winning doesn’t stop just because you’re trying to make a guy jizz.