Reporter/Cop Bobby Ramos Is An Absolute Press Conference Legend

Hey Coach, you played basketball tonight and have played in the finals before and know how hard it is to win offensively an defensively, stopping the Spurs has to be an issue in the front of your mind especially when you see what they are able to do when they move the ball and what is your favorite type of Cheese?

Bobby Ramos, absolute legend. Just asking the longest most obtuse questions possible at last night’s press conference. A winding spinning road of words. Like a spanish Lo Duca only if Lo Duca was a fat suave former Cop from Connecticut.

Oh and if you’re sitting here wondering, who the fuck is Bobby Ramos? Well friends he’s probably asking who the fuck are you? Because Bobby Ramos has so many awards he can barely fit them on his state of the art web page (bobbyramos.com). 2000 Cape Verdeen Man of the Year, basically like winning an Oscar. 2007 Juneteenth Parade Marshall? Never met anyone who has done that. And the list goes on and on and on.

Because just as Bobby Ramos says, if you have a microphone, you have a responsibility to make your opinions known, and he means that in the most literal sense of the word. Microphone in your face, talk as long as you possibly can until they tear it from your cold dead hands and you confuse Lebron James and Dwayne Wade to the point of silence.

PS

Taking a picture in front of a picture of you and Muhammad Ali taking a picture is such an aggressive power move. Oh hey greatest boxer of all time, didn’t see you there standing over my shoulder.