Remember The Guy Who Got His Nose Sliced Off By A Samurai Sword? Well Here's The Aftermath

Yesterday

Annnnnd today.

Yup, that’s what a nose looks like when your buddy drunkenly slices it in half. On a sort of related note I think this will be my new thing, look at gross shit right around lunch time so I lose my appetite and get skinny. That’s how you diet people, that is how you diet.

Also I already ate a Jimmy John Sandwich with chips and a soda so this plan starts tomorrow, officially.

PS

Ive said this before but it needs to be repeated, if you don’t click on a “gross” link you’re a pussy plain and simple. The internet was made to gross you out, go live in the woods if you don’t want to see crazy shit.