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Remember The Bullfighter That Got Stabbed In The Neck A Few Months Ago? Well He's Back And Surprise, He Got Stabbed In The Neck Again

Remember this guy from a few months ago.

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Well he finally healed up and got back out there, and would you look at that, he got gored in the neck again.

 

 

“I made a huge mistake”

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Hey man, I’m not one to tell someone what they should or should not do for a living. I’m a firm believer in being yourself and letting other people do the same. But maybe, just maybe it’s time to figure out a Plan B here. Just seems like getting gored directly in the neck and bleeding out once is a bad experience, something that probably will haunt your dreams forever, but twice? Twice means it might be time to find a nice safer job somewhere, maybe grab an accounting job or take a Microsoft Excel class, go back to school and get your MBA, I don’t know. I just feel like having the very real possibility of getting stabbed in the neck and then having that possibility become a reality not once but twice is a little much here. If I were you I would rather sit in a cube where the greatest occupational hazard is a paper cut or walking into a bathroom stall after someone takes a huge shit. I respect this whole “never give up attitude” you possess but sometimes it pays to be a quitter, sometimes it pays to be a guy who cowers and never gets “back on the horse”, and getting violently stabbed in the jugular two times in 3 months is definitely one of those times.

 

 

 

Your face when you realize you just got stabbed in the neck for the second time this summer.

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