Remember That Time Klay Thompson Was Leaking Brain Matter Out Of His Eardrum But Was Totally Not Concussed?

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Hey guys what do you do when you get water in your ear? That’s water in my ear right? Where am I? 

So this is what Charles Barkley was talking about the other night when he said there are football concussions and basketball concussions and that they aren’t the same thing. I mean it doesn’t take a Doctor to look at this injury and realize it’s clearly not a concussion. Just a simple cut on the inside of Klay Thompson’s ear, you know, where his brain is. That’s it, a paper cut on his brain, no big deal, get back out there Klay, you know Lebron would!*

Also sucks that Klay can’t drink for shit, what a pussy.

This may have been the best interview question of all time.

*Lebron would roll on the ground for 10 minutes, call a doctor, wave the doctor off, get one of those gauze wraps around his entire face like a burn victim, drop 42 points, get stretchered off after the game, have a mortician pronounce him legally dead, have a funeral down main street in Cleveland, then play 2 days later.