Just got this email from my boss today, guy lives his life in 5th gear.
I love this. Love the enthusiasm. Don’t be making small talk to him about the 4th, that’s as serious as serious holidays get. You want the details? He’ll give them to you, but anyone who isn’t 100% committed to getting blacked out need not ask. If you say Happy 4th you better fucking mean it, otherwise go fuck yourself.