Reader Email - Does Walking Up To Two Chicks At North Ave Beach And Punting Their Football Away Get This Kid Laid?

 Big Cat,

We were in your neck of the woods this weekend for a bachelor party. On Saturday we headed to the beach to have drinks and stare at butt. At some point we convinced the bachelor to steal a football from two chicks, and punt it away. Will this get him laid?

-Chris

100% it does. Girls love assholes. They love machismo. They love winners. Will it get him laid right this second? Probably not. But if you don’t think those two chicks went home and fingered themselves to the guy who punted their football away then you don’t understand women. Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen. Punting footballs = Underwear slushies every single time.

PS
Your friend with the girly giggle laugh on the other hand, will not be getting anyone laid.