Pro Tip - If Your Phone Goes Off On Live Television Just Throw It Across The Room And Break It

It’s almost like you couldn’t even tell his phone went off right there. So smooth and under the radar. Except for the part where he threw it across the room and made what would have been a minor annoyance into a huge spectacle. Pro move on TV right there. Something small happens, make it even bigger so everyone really notices your phone was ringing in your pocket. Zig on everyone’s zag.

2 questions I have with this.

1. Who makes phone calls anymore anyway? Can’t stand when people call instead of text. The worst.

2. Don’t Asians cherish their technology more than life itself? That right there is the cultural equivalent of an American throwing away food. Bizarre. Are you even Asian man?

PS

I would say it’s crazy to have your phone on ring but I lose my phone in the couch cushion or leave it in some pants pockets so often that putting it on vibrate would basically be like throwing it into the ocean for me.