Prince William Is A Fancy Boy, A Real Dandy

Spike it Willy! Way to go man!

Here’s a quick lesson on what not to do. Have your smoke of a wife play some volleyball and get us all horny.

And then return the favor by playing a little bump and set in your cashmere sweater getting all wristy in our face. And for anyone that says that it’s physically impossible to play volleyball without looking gay, well we all know that couldn’t be farther from the truth.

PS

Before a few people get on their high horse about Prince William being in the military I get that and respect the hell out of him for it. Doesn’t mean I cant crack a couple jokes about him looking like a fruitcake playing a little volley ball.