Plinko Player Pulverizes Previous Price Is Right Record

OH BABY! For years I’ve dreamed about having a huge win on the Price is Right. I have a feeling that it’d go down much like it did for long time Stoolie Ryan.

I’d get up on those Plinko stairs and shout my own name.

CHAPS!
CHAPS!
CHAPS!
CHAPS!

The entire audience would cheer along with me. I’d tell Drew Carey to remove his baby backed bitch ass off the stage. A door would open. Bob Barker would walk out with 6 spayed or neutered dogs and the world’s smallest microphone on a stick. The Barker Beauties would be back and I’d win a shiny….

NEW CAR!

Oh man! A convertible. What a fuckin joy! I’d also win the prize pack to Europe. I’ve always wanted to go to Europe in October. Maybe I’ll hit up Octoberfest. Do some beer tasting for Fancy Boy. That’ll be nice.

Good work, everybody.