Pam Anderson Has The Number 1 Eskimo Brother Crew And It's Not Even Close

So yesterday the question came up, if you could bang one chick in the world and then become friends with all the other guy’s who banged her what chick would you take? Great question. An eskimo brother crew. Naturally answers like Gisele (Leo and Brady) and Biel (Jeter, Timberlake, Ed Norton) came up. But I’ll tell you the correct answer. It’s the one and only Pam Anderson. So yeah you may get Hepatitis but the crew she has rolled with would be the most fantastic/scummiest group of individuals of all time. Look at the list and tell me it wouldn’t be the trash fest of the century. Wife beaters and cigarettes, whiskey and tramp stamps. Give me all of that.

-Slash

-Eric Nies

-Vince Neil

-Bret Michaels

-Tommy Lee

-Arsenio Hall

-Kid Rock

-Scott Baio

-Kelly Slater

-Fred Durst

-Sugar Ray

-David Spade

-Criss Angel

Seriously, look at that list. I want to party with every single one of these guys. Find a shitty bar and drink 10 million beers. Fuck Jeter and Leo, those guys are too rich for my blood. Give me Pam’s guys all day everyday.

PS

While Trent has been hobknobbing with twitter’s rich and famous Bryan Beer, the guy I stalked because of his Nickelodeon GUTS performance when he was 13, is sending me grapefruit. Grapefruit for breakfast lunch and dinner in the cat cave. So who’s really winning that one?