NFL Monday Morning Rewind
Let’s get right to it…
Lions 9 (3-2), Packers 22 (2-2)
23 years since the Lions beat the Packers in Lambeau, but shhhhh, don’t tell this babe.
Patriots 6 (4-1), Bengals 13 (3-2)
The Patriots got their first loss, the Bengals are just a little bit over mediocre and Tom Brady is a cross between Lloyd Christmas and a futuristic super villian hell bent on destroying earth.
Chiefs 26 (5-0), Titans 17 (3-2)
Do you think Andy Reid eats on the toilet? I bet he does. I mean if that isn’t a “We’re 5-0, I’m going to get a nice rack of ribs and sit on the toilet for 4 hours tonight” face then I don’t know what is.
Seahawks 28 (4-1), Colts 34 (4-1)
If you thought you had a good Sunday, well then you thought wrong.
Nice try punter
Saints 26 (5-0), Bears 18 (3-2)
Currently….
Quick Baseball Playoffs Intermission
Pirates fan being absolutely fabulous. I’m fully on the Bucco’s bandwagon. Love watching these games in Pittsburgh the past few days, and that’s not just because they’ve been beating the Cardinals dick in, but that part certainly doesn’t hurt.
Pedro gets dressed in the dark, still is a boss.
Jaguars 20 (0-5), Rams 34 (2-3)
The Sam Bradford camo shirt lives to see another day! Fuck Yes!
Also, this is actually unbelievable. 0-5 is one thing, 27.5 point dogs in an NFL game is officially the rockest of rock bottoms.
Boo hoo, don’t make fun of us for sucking you guys!
Ravens 26 (3-2), Dolphins 23 (3-2)
For the 6 Dolphins fans in the world. Chin up.
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Eagles 36 (2-3), Giants 21 (0-5)
In case you haven’t been paying attention the 2013 Giants, here is what you have missed.
Panthers 6 (1-3), Cardinals 22 (3-2)
Cam Newton every single year.
-Pre-Season hype
-Everyone drafts him too high in fantasy
-Panthers start the season 2-7 and are absolutely awful
-Panthers finish the season 6-1 and Cam Newton is awesome
-Next year is totally going to be the year Cam Newton puts it all together.
Broncos 51 (5-0), Cowboys 48 (2-3)
The Cowboys/Broncos instant classic as seen through Jerry Jones box.
Good job boys, don’t mind the fact that I clap like a complete psycho, good job!
Texans 3 (2-3), 49ers 34 (3-2)
Schaubed
Also, if this guy can be a professional athlete why can’t I?
Chargers 17 (2-3), Oakland 27 (2-3)
Oh Philip, how could you.
Mom get out of here!!!