New Bike Lock Makes Thieves Puke Their Brains Out When They Cut It

A man approaches a bicycle, handheld electric saw at the ready. He powers it on, starts to drill, and is shot in the face with a noxious spray that makes him vomit uncontrollably. This is the dream of the inventors of SkunkLock.

I dont ride a bike because I’m not poor but if I did, this would be the kinda lock that I would buy. I would buy this lock and put my bike outside a nice coffee shop and have a tall, hand-poured, slow-dripped coffee and wait for the show. Love to watch people puke. Gets a laugh outta me every time.

I dont think this lock would work on me, though. I could handle the smell, I bet. Not to sound like a hardo, but I’m not sure there is a smell in the world that can make puke. Despite having a very weak stomach, I have a really strong stomach. I’m ready for the challenge. So, if the inventors of this lock are game, I’m ready to make some content. No chance that this lock makes me puke.

A big mistake that these folks are making is not putting the testing phases on the internet. If you wanna sell a million locks, show the people puking when they cut the locks. Until then, it’s all talk.