Mother Of The Year Posts On Craigslist Looking For "Cool Black Kids" To Hang Out With Her Son Who Keeps Getting Bullied At School

Best Mom Ever. Seriously this is how you parent. Is your Kid a little dweeby piece of shit that gets bullied all the time? Buy him some black people. Wait that came out wrong. Rent him some black people. And I may be an extreme optimist but I think this mom just solved bullying in America. We need a black kid rental system. Sort of like zip car. You show up to a pre-determined spot, pick up your black friend, walk around school with them, make sure everyone sees you, then when the day is done you properly return your black kid to it’s initial spot so someone else can rent him at a later date. And I’m sure some people will say this is racist but it’s really not. It’s just being open about race. Black kids are far cooler than white kids and no one bullies a white kid cool enough to roll in the black crew. That’s just a fact. You may not want to say it out loud but it’s a stone cold truth. You want to stop getting bullied, you rent a black kid. Someone get Cuban on the horn, we’re about to be billionaires.

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This is definitely the type of mom who will buy this kid a hooker when he turns 17 so he can lose his virginity and that is awesome.