Milwaukee Area Police Officers In Trouble For Starting Every Day With Porn

(Source) The former Village of Butler police chief, along with several members of his staff, regularly viewed pornography at work, with one officer beginning his day calling it “porn in the morn,” according to a 365-page report released Thursday by the Waukesha County Sheriff’s Department. One officer is now on paid administrative leave while the findings of the report are reviewed by the Waukesha County district attorney’s office. Village Administrator Jesse Thyes asked the Sheriff’s Department in February to review the management of the Police Department. Chief Michael Cosgrove retired in March as the inquiry was being conducted.

The review confirmed several complaints leveled against Cosgrove, including that Cosgrove accessed pornographic materials on his Police Department computer and used racially derogatory language in emails to employees, including using the N-word. Cosgrove admitted he used the racial slur and defined it as “people who don’t fulfill their societal obligations or someone who abuses the system” and could be of any race, according to the report. The report also found he acted in a profane or demeaning way toward employees of other municipalities while on duty and supervised his own department through fear and intimidation. Although there were rule violations, the Sheriff’s Department did not find any criminal activity by Cosgrove.

The department at full staff includes a chief, two lieutenants and four patrol officers. Allegations were leveled against five department members. Cosgrove, who became chief in 2005, was placed on paid administrative leave Feb. 20 and retired March 10. One unnamed officer is on paid administrative leave. The three other officers in the report investigated for misconduct are still on staff and have been disciplined, Thyes said.

I don’t think I’ve ever loved a saying more than “porn in the morn”. It’s absolutely perfect, and completely logical. Work sucks. Porn is awesome. Would you rather start your day working on your police reports or excel spreadsheet for you cube monkeys, or would you rather jerk off under your desk to a little youjizz? No brainer. Porn in the morn. That’s the wave of the future. It’s the new office casual. You want to promote a healthy and happy work environment? You porn in the morn. Anyone who doesn’t is a sucker.*

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*Little easier when you’re a blogger who porns in the morn, mid morn, lunch, afternoon, mid afternoon, and evening, but you get what I’m saying.

h/t ryan