Matt "Megatoad" Stonie With A Stunning Upset, Beats Joey Chestnut In The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition

Shocked, stunned, jaw on the floor. 8 years running Joey Chestnut has run the world, 8 years in a row no one has come close to touching him and then poof, his title is gone from some little squirt with girl hair. Unbelievable. +600 underdog. Do you believe in miracles????? What an event, SHOCKED (except for the part where I lost money, that was the least shocking news of all time).

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How hard is Joey Chestnut’s fiancee laughing right now? What a loser.