Martellus Bennett AKA The Black Unicorn To Sign With The Bears
Boom. Love it. Literally anyone could have upgraded this position over Kellen Davis but Martellus Bennett is actually good. He blocks. He catches. He’s a real tight end in every sense of the word. I fucking love this signing. And I know its not official but its official.
Time to make us some Black Unicorn shirts.
PS
Check out Schefter. Nice try bro. Only 5 minutes late to the story. Po’wned!
Old news bro. You got WOOFED! RT @adamschefter Bears trying to get deal done with Giants TE Martellus Bennett
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) March 12, 2013