Man Named Donald Popadick Arrested In Canada For Showing People His Penis
TORONTO – A 62-year-old man has been charged after he was caught exposing himself in an Ottawa area park. Police say they had been receiving complaints since April 14 of a man in Mooney’s Bay Park who was being lewd to people. On the morning of Tuesday, April 29 police were in the area when they were alerted of another incident. Donald Popadick of Ottawa was arrested at the scene. He has been charged with committing an indecent act and mischief. He’s expected in court on Wednesday. Popadick is described as a balding white male with white hair and prescription eyeglasses.
Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. On one hand you’re a 62 year old balding white guy living in Canada. Not saying anyone should go around showing their penis to people but if you’re Donald what else do you have? Your life has passed you by, your better days behind you, it’s basically watch hockey, drink Molson and show your dick to people in hopes that they’ll suck it. Only a couple plays left in the playbook so to speak. I’m sure if Donald could go to house parties and raves and grind on young sluts he would gladly pick that over flashing people his cock and balls in public.
Then on the flip side of the whole situation, your name. It’s Donald Popadick bro. I’m sure this has been brought to your attention many many many times throughout your life but if your name is Donald Popadick you really shouldn’t be getting arrested for anything, let alone popping your dick around town in people’s faces. You’re just asking to end up on every news outlet in north america. To be laughed at by the world. Be better Donald, you’re a Popadick for christ sakes, that used to mean something.
PS
First blogs on Barstool today were a great lesson why you should always live near a college and not in bum fuck Canada.
Chicks flashing their pussies at City Hall while twerking from Kmarko’s blog.
OR Donald Popadick showing his old penis.
Easiest choice in the world.
h/t sam
