Looks Like I Found My New Years Get In Shape Workout

Big Cat,

Get a load of this guy, zero gym etiquette/fucks are given. And don’t worry, he has fully functional legs.

-Mike

Brilliant. What’s the old saying, walk before you run? Well guess what idiots, you have to crawl before you walk. Hand tread-milling my way through January, beast mode in no time.

What a sight it must be when this guy stands up and walks away from his 30 minute hand sesh on the treadmill like nothing happened.