Little Girl Gets Smoked By Grown Man Going For A Spring Training Double

How about Spring Training doubles just being THE hottest thing in the world right now? Just have to have them. Killing your own kid? Trucking an innocent little girl? Who gives a fuck. When a double is hit in March you better haul ass to get a piece of it because no one will forget that time you snagged a 395 foot shot on a 400 foot wall hit by the Billy Butler.

Then again, I guess this is just what it’s like rooting for a team that doesn’t hit a million home runs like the Cubs. A ground rule double is the best you can get, lol.

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Meanwhile Cubs spring training is right on track.