Leonardo DiCaprio Latest Celebrity To Get On The No Carb Summer Train, Officially Gives Up Pasta

(Source) Leonardo DiCaprio has gained a noticeable amount of weight this summer. And I’ve been thinking this whole time that Leo was doing it on purpose, that he wanted to be heavier for a particular role in which he wasn’t supposed to look slender and “sharp.” But now that we’re at the end of the summer… no, I don’t think this was for a role. That Rasputin movie isn’t in pre-production and he’ll be filming The Revenant in a few months, but that part doesn’t really call for a weight gain (note: I bet his beard & hairstyle are for The Revenant though). I tend to think (now) that Leo just gained weight because he had taken the summer off, because he felt like partying and drinking and eating and having a good time. And maybe some of it was drowning his Oscar sorrows in a vat of fettuccini. Damn you, Matthew McConaughey! *shakes fist* So, what now?

After spending all summer feasting and drinking on yachts in the Mediterranean, a noticeably heavier Leonardo DiCaprio has vowed to lose 10 lbs by autumn.

“He has given up pasta – and he loves pasta,” says the source. “He also plans on working out more and he is taking his bike wherever he goes.”

But when it comes to his romance with 21-year-old model Toni Garrn, Leo’s extra girth just means there’s more of him to love! “Of course she doesn’t care,” says the source. “He’s Leonardo DiCaprio!”

 

 

 

Another day another celebrity joining the No Carb Summer life. It’s like every day now. Lebron, Melo, Kim Kardashian, Leo. A who’s who of the rich and famous. Good for you Leo, welcome aboard. Also as the founder of this trend please note that I haven’t actually stopped eating carbs, in fact I’ve probably gained weight this summer, but that’s not my job, my job is to say No Carb Summer, you’re job is to actually stop eating carbs. I’m like a figurehead or something. A motivational speaker. A cautionary tale of how not to eat. Do the exact opposite of what I do and you’ll be skinny by October.

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“Of course she doesn’t care,” says the source. “He’s Leonardo DiCaprio!”

Basically like yup, Leo could be 10,000 lb pounds and he’ll still have supermodels banging down his door to suck his dick. Must be nice.